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Santa Claus with a virus. Why was Anatoly Baronin called the “master of espionage”?

Weekly “Arguments and Facts” No. 03. Either a bus, or a vision. When will the modernization of public transport reach cities and villages? 01/19/2022

“Spymaster” in the & nbsp; & shy; 1970s, the German magazine Stern dubbed it. For & nbsp; any scout, this is a failure. But Anatoly Baronin, even after such fame, he didn go into the shadow.

He was born in 1932 g. in Moscow. His father served in the state security agencies, and little Tolik dreamed of becoming an intelligence officer. But after school he graduated from an economic university, began to work in specialty.

The proposal to go to & nbsp; work in & nbsp; bodies came unexpectedly. The training at the intelligence school was very thorough, the most experienced diplomats shared their skills. As Baronin himself recalled, one of the courses was given by the famous Anatoly Dobrynin, who for two decades was the USSR ambassador to the USA: diplomats, and  sometimes  better». After graduating, Anatoly Viktorovich was a resident of Soviet intelligence in Ghana, Nigeria, Liberia for many years.Operations, in which Baronin participated, are still classified as  secret. But something was revealed nonetheless. They said, “master of espionage” obtained a strain of Ebola for the USSR, when very few people knew about this virus. But that's not entirely true. Ebola hemorrhagic fever is named after a river in the Congo, in the region of which in 1976 for the first time, an outbreak of a disease was recorded that killed an entire village in a matter of days – 280 people. The events, in which Anatoly Baronin participated, happened 6 years earlier in Nigeria in the village of Lassa. Its inhabitants died out in a couple of days from an unknown disease similar to typhus. And the first to die were doctors from the United States, who did not know what they were doing in the Nigerian wilderness. This raised suspicions that the Americans were testing biological weapons on Nigerians. 

Baronin recalled that the Center's task to obtain a deadly strain was met with grumbling, but successfully completed. Then the Soviet mission of doctors worked in the country, and he chose a partner among them. “The two of us went to look for this village, located 1200 km from the capital. We got permission to examine the bodies of the dead. The results are null. It turned out that they needed blood samples taken from the patient before his death, – said the scout. – I had to go around a lot of public and vile places to find at least some clues… Finally, in  one of bars we met aboriginal doctors, who said over a glass that they had a lot of test tubes with blood, but for some reason they were not allowed to take them for analysis. I pretended not to believe it, and began to laugh them. It came to the conclusion of a bet. After the next bottle at our expense, one of them ran to the hospital and showed triumphantly a test tube with red liquid».

It was not the Ebola virus, but its"little brother" – arenavirus, later called “Lassa fever”. When the case of Ebola in the Congo attracted the attention of the whole world, doctors qualified African tropical viruses as a deadly threat to all mankind. And in the USSR, thanks to the work of Colonel Baronin, a similar virus has been studied for 6 years already.

Did he believe that the outbreak in Africa was the result of American testing of bacteriological weapons? “Probably not – wrote Anatoly Viktorovich. – They probably didn't want to let the genie out of the bottle. Nevertheless, then the whole village died out. Why don't I think it was a test? After all, the first to die from this disease were the Americans themselves – a doctor and two nurses. And  the outbreaks of bird flu and rabid cows in Western Europe had a different attitude. “We are talking about the artificial origin of these diseases” hellip; “Bush's Legs” it’s necessary to promote, and & nbsp; someone there breeds chickens. It's the same with mad cow disease. Europe refused to buy American meat – mad cow disease immediately appeared. 

Nurses at the bed with a patient affected by the Ebola virus. Republic of Zaire, 1976 Photo: wikihmong.com

4 coups and 1 war

And & nbsp; nevertheless, he was from & nbsp; “romantic” generations of Soviet intelligence. Somehow, in one of the African countries, Baronin needed to find an approach to an official from the presidential entourage, who treated the USSR badly and ignored receptions at the embassy. Baronin found his weak spot – the official was a father of many children. On love for children, they "accidentally" and   agreed. “He invited me to home. On my way to visit, I already knew almost everything about his children, so I grabbed a corresponding gift for each. Saying goodbye, I felt like Santa Claus, – recalled Anatoly Baronin. – In addition, I found out all the dates of birth and tried not to miss them. Moreover, my relationship with the children was extremely sincere, and they really fell in love with me, and the owner and even more so. He invited me to visit his work. Just at this time, representatives of our embassy were trying to get a reaction from the leadership of the host country on one important issue of international politics. And and sipping coffee with he, I notice the minutes of the meeting of the Presidential Council on this topic on      I have to read upside down, I try my best to hide my interest, but, apparently, it doesn’t work. But, instead of hiding the document, it makes it possible to finish reading it, and even turns to the next page, where the ending».

Baronin said that his work is very reminiscent of the film “TASS is authorized to declare.” “True, in reality, events did not unfold in Africa, as in the film, but in a different place. Although the rest of everything is built on concrete events with a little conjecture Yuliana Semyonova. The director of the film was a friend of mine who knew what I do… As for the rest, I had to witness four coups d'état and  one civil war». 

In a frame from the film “TASS is authorized to declare” hellip; – prison in one of the African republics. Vakhtang Kikabidze (left) as CIA agent Glubb and Yuri Solomin (right) as Soviet resident Colonel Slavin. Photo: YouTube.com

The first time this happened was in 1966. in Ghana. Then he walked through the streets under bullets, “to report the real picture.” During another putsch, in Nigeria, a Soviet resident was nearly shot by a military patrol. “Fortunately, an officer drove up, quickly figured everything out, apologized for his subordinates, saying that you would take from them, illiterate. In the end, I still had the strength to joke that I almost got a bullet from my own, Soviet, machine gun. They laughed, hugged, and I, covered in a cold sweat, offered to give them a lift to the post, and at the same time drop in to our house for a bite to eat. Word by word – got talking… Of course, our hospitality could not do without a hundred grams. As a result, we managed to learn a lot of interesting and useful things. That's just his wife almost to to frightened death by an unexpected visit of the military with machine guns», – many years later, Baronin recalled with a smile.

The Americans tried to liquidate it twice by setting up a car accident: “There was a device that damaged the front wheel tire, and then on the track, having heated up, it burst. Only by a lucky chance did everything end well. And my friend and colleague after such a “sabotage” ended up in a hospital in a serious condition. 

From Liberia to Ukraine

When, in 1971, a Soviet defector and traitor Oleg Lyalinhanded over our intelligence officers around the world to the British, Baronin was also on the declassified list. They studied together at the language courses at  forest school”, they did not know each other's real names, but by photo Lyalin identified the resident. It was then that there was a publication in a German magazine. Baronin was recalled to Moscow and was kept  in quarantine for a year and a half, but then he again went on a business – resident in Liberia. His experience and knowledge of West Africa was too unique.

In the mid-1980s, he returned to the central office in Moscow waiting the next assignment – to Turkey. But  with he was played a cruel joke by his worldwide fame. The Turks in & nbsp; 1986 denied entry to Baronin: they say, Ankara & nbsp; & ndash; not & nbsp; African outback, we will not allow Soviet intelligence to frolic here. And just at that time they began to create branches of PSU in the soviet­republics. He was offered the choice of heading the newly minted intelligence services of Estonia or Tajikistan, or becoming deputy head of the service in Ukraine. The Baroninas rented out their Moscow apartment and left for Kiev. 

After the collapse of the USSR, Anatoly Viktorovich retired at 59 years. «At first I thought – who to be? Went to one desk – I feel it smells of theft. Went to another – the same impression. It also looked a bit – I decided: no, I will not break away from service», – confessed later scout. As a result, he took up teaching work, taught future Ukrainian spies the basics of skill. Baronin died in Kiev on July 29, 2019. And now then there is then called the legendary Soviet spy other than Ukrainian.

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Gunzburg urged Russians not to call Santa Claus at home

Plot of a novel coronavirus pandemic that spread from China

Director of the Center. Gamalei Alexander Gintsburg warned that calling Santa Claus at home during the coronavirus pandemic may not be the best idea, reports TASS.

“ I would not invite Santa Claus at this time, but instead of my parents myself would buy a beard and congratulate, so as not to cancel and not spoil the child's holiday, but at the same time arrange it for yourself '', & mdash; he said.

Speaking about attending public events for children, Gunzburg noted that children today are very susceptible to coronavirus infection and therefore need to be careful.

At the end of last week, the head of the Center. Gamalei Alexander Gunzburg & nbsp; said that research on a coronavirus vaccine for children from 6 to 11 years old will take about three months. He clarified that this drug may receive the name Sputnik 2M.

Earlier, Deputy Prime Minister of the Russian Federation Tatyana Golikova & nbsp; said that the level of collective immunity to coronavirus in Russia increased to 60.4%.

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Gadgets and a basket of berries. What is asked of Santa Claus today?

Weekly “Arguments and Facts” No. 52. What to prepare for the New Year's table? 29/12/2021 Plot The Journey of Santa Claus

The whole December in & nbsp; Veliky Ustyug works “ Mail of Father Frost ''. Letters & nbsp; & mdash; millions.

On the eve of the New Year, children write to Santa Claus, not hesitating to express their innermost dreams and desires. But & nbsp; are not written by & nbsp; only they. & Nbsp;

Opinion of Santa Claus, Veliky Ustyug :

For & nbsp; 20 & nbsp; years on & nbsp; mail in & nbsp; Veliky Ustyug received 4 & nbsp; million letters. Children often ask for gadgets (phones, laptops, tablets), hoverboards, longboards, large dolls or construction toys. But & nbsp; there are kids who ask to give them & nbsp; in the middle of winter a basket of berries, as in the & nbsp; tale about Frost, & nbsp; & mdash; I & nbsp; received such a letter from & nbsp; Vasilisa from & nbsp; Stavropol. Or celebrate your birthday in a & nbsp; limousine, as Stas dreamed of from & nbsp; Yekaterinburg.

Picture AiF/A. Dorofeev

Over the past two years, more and more children have been wishing people from & nbsp; all over the world, yes & nbsp; and & nbsp; me, the old man, health & shy; me. This is especially important now. By the way, during & nbsp; this time I & nbsp; received along with & nbsp; letters some interesting gifts: cones jam, ginger to increase immunity and & nbsp; medical masks, some of them were made by hand.

But & nbsp; I am especially touched when children ask for gifts not & nbsp; for themselves, but & nbsp; for parents, brothers and & nbsp; sisters, grandmothers and & nbsp; grandfathers, friends. & Nbsp; I have a box, in which I & nbsp; keep the kindest and & nbsp; touching messages. For example, a letter from Sasha Bykov from & nbsp; Omsk region: he & nbsp; asked to give his little sister a doll, great-grandfather & nbsp; & mdash; new boots, and & nbsp; grandmother & nbsp; & mdash; a basket of apples. And & nbsp; Sasha Prokhorov from & nbsp; St. Petersburg told me about & nbsp; girl Vika with a & nbsp; difficult diagnosis, which he & nbsp; promised: if she & nbsp; learns to walk on her own, I & nbsp; will definitely come to & nbsp; her at & nbsp; guests. I & nbsp; believe that Vika will take her first steps, and & nbsp; we & nbsp; will meet her. There were especially many such good stories of human mutual assistance during the & nbsp; time of my participation in the & nbsp; social project “ The Journey of Santa Claus with & nbsp; NTV ''. I & nbsp; always try to tell about & nbsp; them, because this is the & nbsp; very warm, which will warm and & nbsp; & nbsp; severe frost. To envelop another person with attention and & nbsp; care for & nbsp; forces to everyone, the main thing & nbsp; & mdash; want to do it.

Adults write to me too, it's not true that they stop believing in & nbsp; miracles! The girls are asking to help them & nbsp; meet the man of their & nbsp; dreams, health to children, family happiness. And & nbsp; men want a career, a new car, a raise. Older people talk about & nbsp; their experiences for & nbsp; the fate of their children and & nbsp; grandchildren. It's great when the & nbsp; family has several generations, and & nbsp; they take care of each other, and & nbsp; and & nbsp; on New Year's Eve get together.

New, 2022 & nbsp; year is coming very soon. I & nbsp; wish you good days, happy moments and & nbsp; good health. May everything that you & nbsp; dream of will come true! I hug in kilometers.

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The court upheld the claim against Santa Claus

New Year’s miracle. Santa Claus from Sberbank will congratulate children and adults

In & nbsp; currently, there are still restrictions on & nbsp; holding festive events. And & nbsp; therefore Sberbank presented the project “ Santa Claus in & nbsp; every house & raquo; & nbsp; & mdash; the Winter Wizard can be invited to & nbsp; himself, so that he congratulates children and & nbsp; adults with & nbsp; the coming New Year.

Sber's AR technologies have made it possible to create real magic, and & nbsp; thanks to the use of Volumetric capabilities, & nbsp; parents now have a unique opportunity to show their children the real Santa Claus. Indeed, before & nbsp; this he & nbsp; came at & nbsp; nights and & nbsp; remained unseen.

With & nbsp; with the help of the AR-project “ Santa Claus in & nbsp; every house ''; you can create a personal New Year video greeting.

To do this, you need to go to the & nbsp; project site, select one of the & nbsp; seven options and & nbsp; enter the name of the one to whom Santa Claus will address with & nbsp; his congratulations. After that, with the help of Sberbank's technologies, a personal New Year's video message will be created. You can watch it from & nbsp; your smartphone, save a video, and & nbsp; also share it & nbsp; with your loved ones or on & nbsp; social networks.

“ Today we are & nbsp; all in & nbsp; New Year's Eve and & nbsp; especially this feeling important to our children. Unfortunately, there are still restrictions on & nbsp; Christmas trees and & nbsp; other festive events. But & nbsp; nothing & nbsp; should deprive us of the holiday. We've come up with a way to give magic and & nbsp; magic to everyone. Thanks to our new project, Santa Claus will come to & nbsp; every house and & nbsp; will bring with & nbsp; New Year's mood. With & nbsp; Sberbank to do good deeds and & nbsp; to please loved ones & nbsp; & mdash; easy, simple, affordable and & nbsp; no circumstances for this are & nbsp; an obstacle & raquo;, & nbsp; & mdash; says Vladislav Kreinin, & nbsp; Senior Vice President, Director of the Marketing and & nbsp; Communications Department of Sberbank .

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Putin offered to defend Santa Claus in court from a lawyer from St. Petersburg

Putin offered to become a lawyer for Santa Claus, who was accused of not fulfilling wishes. Santa Claus fulfills the wishes of only good boys and girls, Putin said. Therefore, a person whose desires he does not fulfill should think about his behavior. This thesis would become the “main line of defense” in court, he added

Russian President Vladimir Putin announced his readiness to act as a lawyer for Santa Claus. The press conference is broadcast by RBK.

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Correspondent of the network edition “ Red North '' Artem Vilovatykh told the president that a lawyer from St. Petersburg had sued Santa Claus for not fulfilling his wishes for 23 years, and asked how Putin felt about hype.

also a lawyer from St. Petersburg. & lt; … & gt ;. Since I am also a lawyer, I can act as a lawyer for Santa Claus and remind the plaintiff that Santa Claus fulfills wishes and gives gifts only to good girls and boys. Let him analyze his behavior and, perhaps, find something that prevents Santa Claus from giving him gifts for the holidays. This will be the main line of defense & raquo;, & mdash; said Putin.

“ As for the hype, the main thing is that it should not be angry. And if there is some kind of good note or part here, then I don't see anything wrong with that, '', & mdash; concluded Putin.

Answering the question about what kind of relationship he himself has with Santa Claus, he said that they are developing in a “ good-looking way ''. “ I am grateful to him that I can meet with you today in the capacity in which I am, '' & mdash; said the president.

“ At the moment, the statement of claim has not been submitted to the court, has not been registered. If this statement is received, it will be decided by the judge, to whom this statement will be transferred to the proceedings, '', & mdash; RBC was told by the press service of the Veliky Ustyug District Court of the Vologda Region.

The Veliky Ustyug project; homeland of Santa Claus '' has been implemented in the Vologda Oblast since 1998. In 2002, 12 km from Veliky Ustyug, the cultural and entertainment complex “ Father Frost's Estate '' was created, where the House of Santa Claus, the Trail of Fairy Tales, the Winter Garden, the Zoo, the apiary, the Santa Claus Post Office, a glacier, a smithy, and a carpentry workshop are located. The city residence of Ded Moroz and the Fashion House of Ded Moroz are also located in Veliky Ustyug.

In mid-November, the Governor of the Vologda Region, Oleg Kuvshinnikov, is in the CHEZ program. on the RBC TV channel said that Santa Claus had undergone a course of vaccination against coronavirus infection. “ Santa Claus was the first to take root '', & mdash; said the head of the region.

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Macklemore – It’s Christmas Time Lyrics

Play this song

[Chorus: Dan Caplen and Macklemore]
Oh, I wish it was ’99, when I was a kid at Christmas time
Couldn’t go to bed that night
Santa Claus sliding, snow in the driveway
Under the lit-up Christmas tree with my crazy-ass family
Singing, oh, oh oh, oh (I got it)
Wish I was a kid at Christmas again (Alright)

[Verse 1: Macklemore]
Now, fill up the gas in the SUV
Spent way too much time tryna pick out our tree
The ceiling ain’t as tall as we thought, I see
Gotta cut a couple inches off the top to proceed
And now we stringing the lights up
Five hours later, we stringing the lights up
Listenin’ to Bing Crosby by the fire
Frank Sinatra, Nat King Cole, Mariah
Turn off that Michael Bublé
Turn on that one movie about the kid
Who licked the telephone pole on the Blu-ray
Red Ryder BB-Gun, stayin’ up all night
Jimmy Stewart, It’s A Wonderful Life, now am I right?
The collar’s puffy, the beard is long
The belly’s tubby, but the reindeer are strong
It’s Santa Claus
It’s Christmas time!

[Chorus: Dan Caplen]
Oh, I wish it was ’99, when I was a kid at Christmas time
Couldn’t go to bed that night
Santa Claus sliding, snow in the driveway
Under the lit-up Christmas tree with my crazy-ass family
Singing, oh, oh oh, oh
Wish I was a kid at Christmas again

[Verse 2: Macklemore]
Now, I wrap presents like a kid wearing mittens
Blindfolded, with a pair of left-handed scissors
Janky, but the gift inside? Ridiculous
Better than whatever it is you had on your wishlist
Dig in, then whip up the Bisquick
Go outside, and throw ’round the pigskin
I’m a dad now, but still feel like a big kid
Best time of year, can I get a “amen”? (Amen)
The Almond Roca, the hottest cocoa
The track around the tree with the locomotives
I wanted a Jordan poster to measure my growth spurt
Starter logo, Georgetown Hoyas
I’m going off of the head, y’all
Homemade cookies that I dip in the eggnog
I wanna take a second, and shoutout my dead dog
Toby, he’s dead

[Chorus: Dan Caplen]
Oh, I wish it was ’99, when I was a kid at Christmas time
Couldn’t go to bed that night
Santa Claus sliding, snow in the driveway
Under the lit-up Christmas tree with my crazy-ass family
Singing, oh, oh oh, oh
Wish I was a kid at Christmas again

[Outro: Dan Caplen]
Oh, I wish it was ’99, when I was a kid at Christmas time
Couldn’t go to bed that night
Santa Claus sliding, snow in the driveway
Under the lit-up Christmas tree with my crazy-ass family
Singing, oh, oh oh, oh
Wish I was a kid at Christmas
Oh, oh oh, oh
Wish I was a kid at Christmas again
It’s Christmas time!

Danny Brown – Belly of The Beast Lyrics

Play this song

[Verse 1: Danny Brown]
Maniac off Xanny bars
Sack like Santa Claus
That puts you in the figure-four
My literature is like I wrote it in silver
And you’re on the podium with speech of rhodium
Your bitch like a leech on my scrotum
Ho tried to kill the dick, strangled them and choked ’em
After she was done I looked down at my penis
Like, she really ain’t mean it
Nigga, I’m anemic with the ink, you a Stevie Wonder blink
I take a piss in that same sink you wash dishes with
You’re illiterate, ya Bisquick soft
I pulled the biscuit then you dipped like cocktail sauce
I eat so many shrimp I got iodine poison
Hoes on my dick ’cause I look like Roy Orbison
Got a foursome with four fours and I called it a twelve
One was chubby, one was ugly, wack as hell (Ah)

[Chorus: Obongjayar]
This can’t be real, I’m in a dream
I don’t have skin, I just shine
They can’t contain me, I’m free
It feels like losing your mind

[Verse 2: Danny Brown]
Psycho, crazy, deranged
Spittin’ on tracks like oncoming train
Vocal laid down like tower of burnin’ flame
Sippin’ gasoline, made her pour canteen
Stone Temple Pilot crashed in to the wall
While listenin’ to Wu-Tang and rubbin’ on his balls
Off them bars of footballs, thoughts playin’ foosball
In VIP, sleep with shades on the boo-ya
So bitch, bust that shit open like you landed knee-first
Let me stick my finger in it, what it smell like, birth?
If it smell like syrup you gon’ get this work
But if it smell like perch, gotta disperse
I’m a pervert wearin’ sherbet, take your baby mama, turn her
As a youngin’ mama should have handcuffed me to the furnace

[Chorus: Obongjayar]
This can’t be real, I’m in a dream
I don’t have skin, I just shine
They can’t contain me I’m free
It feels like losing your mind

Aloe Blacc – All I Want for Christmas Is You Lyrics

[Chorus]
All I want for Christmas, yeah, is you (I said it now)
All I want for Christmas, yeah, is you (I said it now)
All I want for Christmas, yeah, is you (I said it now)
All I want for Christmas, yeah, is you (I said it now)

[Verse 1]
I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There’s just one thing I need
I don’t care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I don’t need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won’t make me happy
With a toy on Christmas Day

[Pre-Chorus]
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
‘Cause all I want for Christmas is you

[Chorus]
All I want for Christmas, yeah, is you (I said it now)
All I want for Christmas, yeah, is you (I said it now)
All I want for Christmas, yeah, is you (I said it now)
All I want for Christmas, yeah, is you (I said it now)

[Verse 2]
I won’t ask for much this Christmas
I won’t even wish for snow
And I’m just going to keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe
I won’t make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick
I won’t even stay awake to
Hear those magic reindeer click

[Pre-Chorus]
I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
What more can I do?
‘Cause all I want for Christmas is you
You, baby

[Chorus]
All I want for Christmas, yeah, is you (I said it now)
All I want for Christmas, yeah, is you (I said it now)

[Bridge]
All the lights are shining
So brightly everywhere
And the sound of children
The laughter fills the air
And everyone is singing
I hear those sleigh bells ringing
Santa, won’t you bring me the one I really need?
Won’t you please bring my baby to me?

[Verse 3]
I don’t want a lot for Christmas
This is all I’m asking for
I just want to see my baby
Standing right outside my door

[Pre-Chorus]
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
‘Cause all I want for Christmas
Is you

[Chorus]
All I want for Christmas, yeah, is you (I said it now)
All I want for Christmas, yeah, is you (I said it now)
All I want for Christmas, yeah, is you (I said it now)
All I want for Christmas, yeah, is you (I said it now)
All I want for Christmas, yeah, is you
All I want for Christmas, yeah, is you
All I want for Christmas, yeah, is you
All I want for Christmas, yeah, is you (I said it now)

Young Thug – Money Shot Lyrics

[Intro]
Yeah, diamonds real clear (clear)
Never drink beer (nah)
I prefer lean, my dear (Wok’, slatt)
Eight hoes with me like Santa Claus’ deers (slatt)
And I’m gon fly outta here
Wheezy beats
Buzz Lightyear (ayy)

[Verse ]
I drink [?] Voss (woah)
I ain’t never drove an Impa—nah
Pinky ring is a star (uh)
Young nigga buyin’ out the bar, yeah (cash out)
The top go away (uh, whew)
[?]
Get me a bottle
Pop it and spray it in his face
Why the big bubble every baby, uh
Why the big bezel very amaze, yeah
Buy the big bezel every baby, uh
Why the big bezel very baby, ooh
So many spots, got you dazed (dazed)
So many spots like a maze (maze)
Gotta see the plantation, it’s amazin’ (maze)
I need 500 [?] (woo)
All my diamonds got a cravin’, huh
Got the bitch a spot in Brookhaven, huh
Diamonds so wet like I bathe em, yeah
Nuts too big to be scary, yeah
Psychic like That’s So Raven, yeah
Shot a fuck nigga in his face (doo-doo-doo-doo)
[?], not a [?]
All these feds tryna raid, yeah
Flipping these bitches, Johnny Cage (huh)
Bitches wanna fuck a bitch bae (ooh)
Bitches steady with the bang bang (woo)
Bitches wanna fuck night and day (woo)
This ain’t for you no shade (woo)
First I was ugly, now I’m lame
Bitches wanna have a baby (woo)
They say I look good and smell the same (woo)
Dawg you better guard your wave, yeah
Rap niggas watching my page, yeah
Yeah, pussy smell good like ooh, ooh
Bald head pussy got a shave
Good music playin’ through Dre’s
I’ma take the diamonds and wash my face, yeah
Bitch I’m gettin’ fresh in my sleep, yeah
Ain’t out rockin’ no J’s, yeah
Star on my Nike, today
Gorilla pants and they Bape (woo)
I’m havin’ a marvellous day
Hop in the ‘Rarri, go major
I don’t play games, 2K
I can’t have one bae
These bitches they want a be around me
‘Cause they know I make ’em slay, hey

Eminem – Jingle Bells lyrics

(feat. Bob Rivers)

[Bob Rivers:]
Yo, yo

[Girl as Dina Rae:]
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jinglin’ all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
From Detroit to East la

[Bob Rivers as Eminem:]
Is this a white Christmas? Hell no, my man
I’m leavin’ blood in the snow and smacking fat men
You mean Santa? That boy’s a bitch
He caught my mom Christmas eve and tried to give her a kiss
Fo’ real, he’s no joke, the guy don’t play
He tried to ride way more than a one-horse sleigh
Laughing all the way, but he’s not laughin’ today
We’ll jingle more than his bells, even the elves will pay
Come christmas eve, old nick’s A gonner!
We’ll be snacking on deer, eatin’ Blitzen and Donner
Not a question of when, not even a maybe
Have a drunk Mrs. Clause sayin’ Jiggle it, Baby! ќ
Give a new meaning to Ho, ho, ho
Shake that ass, girl, bumpin’ booty in the snow
So watch out Santa, you jolly old troll
We’ll be strippin’ that sleigh and leave you the coal

[Girl as Dina Rae:]
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jinglin’ all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a drop top Chevrolet, hey
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jinglin’ all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
From Detroit to East la

[Bob Rivers as Eminem:]
Playing reindeer games, hell yeah my friend
Grab Rudolph’s horns, and see how far they bend
When his nose turns red, his ass gets sent
Back out to the woods with his faggy elf friends
Oh, Santa Claus wouldn’t list me as nice
In fact, he’ll have me listed as ‘naughty’ twice
Not cuz’ of the fight, or the Christmas gift heist,
But Because of all the nog I left on his wife
It’Ђ™s time for old nick to move and retire
‘Fore we roast his nuts on a big ass fire
Yes I’m that bad, Yes, I’m that crude
I mean your ass is huge, lose weight, for real dude
All the cookies and milk, simply quite sick
I mean, when’s the last time you seen your dick
I don’t mean to throw a fit and I’m not one to bitch
But every year I get underwear, socks, and shit

[Girl as Dina Rae:] (Bob Rivers as Eminem:)
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jinglin’ all the way (check it out)
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a drop top Chevrolet, hey (yeah)
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jinglin’ all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
From Detroit to East la
(Yo)
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingling all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride in a drop top Chevrolet, hey
(Yo, yo)
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingling all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
From Detroit to East la

Keybone – Yes I Am lyrics

Y’all know we had to do this
I am who I say I am, Keybone
You already know

I am, way badder than you are saying I am
I’m a Red Eye Pea, I ain’t Will-I-am
I have been all over the world but Green White Green still I am
What is hard for you to see in who exactly I am?
I’m the man the other man will see and call the man
If I ain’t the man, I will never have myself a fan
Who will never tell another nigger this nigger is hot
They will never talk about me, the least they will do is adore
Cos I got the gut, so the baker just gave me my cut
If I ain’t the shit, tell me what the fuck will you report
You have been talking about them wack ass niggers like they are not
When they really is, watch how I will make a milli with ease,
I will be gone, the only thing you are probably going to feel is breeze
When I’m on the road, I will be doing shows like I were freeze
I’m a rich boy, so expect that I will be throwing dees
Hope you are satisfied, cos a brother has got to make his cheese

Are you the key we are looking for?
Yes I am
Say a word, so we can know that
Yes I am
Please we heard you are a bad guy
Yes I am
Are you badder than we thought Sir?
Yes I am

I am, even more than all you had heard
I will like to say a few, after that, I will move ahead
I’m the reason why a couple rappers are far from the booth
Cos they know they are extinguishers and will never kill the root
Now I mean the source, not talking, so please don’t ask from us
I’m the head and I’m the tail, who has got a coin, let me toss
So you will understand that nothing is tricky to a boss
They don’t call me The Key all for no reason and no cause
Not because I’m skinny, not cos I’m opening the doors
But because I am the brother that’s killing them with the swag
Usually I wouldn’t mention, the question caught my attention
And I guess it’s something you know I can address
So why dressing something when you know the answer is yes
I’m a hero not like super that carries S on his chest
I’m the voice you will listen to once you know fly in the west
I’m the Key, I’m the Bone and I’m the motherfucking best

Are you the key we are looking for?
Yes I am
Say a word, so we can know that
Yes I am
Please we heard you are a bad guy
Yes I am
Are you badder than we thought Sir?
Yes I am

I’m the incredible, straight out of the green, but not the hulk
While the other rappers feel like he’s got something, they are fucked
Tell a friend to tell a friend, that a beast has been unlocked
I’m will break my enemies the way Djs are breaking records
I will show them exactly why I’m referred to as a King
Anybody has got balls, now is the time is step into the ring
Your bars could weigh a couple pounds but punch lines are weak
Some will think I’m from Thai from the way I swagger with this kick
I’m slick, I’m sick and I’m the rapper you should lick
I’m the rapper that’s fucking and got a wrapper around his dick
I’m the rapper that can and sell a milli in a week
Some other rappers ain’t wack, they have just been going to the back
So I came like Santa Claus with all the swagger they had lack
I will give them in colored, preferably maybe black and white
And I will let them obey just like they are thirsty for a sprite
As I take them out of darkness for I’m heading for the light

Are you the key we are looking for?
Yes I am
Say a word, so we can know that
Yes I am
Please we heard you are a bad guy
Yes I am
Are you badder than we thought Sir?
Yes I am

Hey, excuse me Keybone!

Frank Sinatra – Santa Claus Is Coming to Town (v2) Lyrics

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I’m telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town

He’s making a list
And checking it twice
He’s gonna find out who’s naughty and nice
Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake (really?)
He knows if you’ve been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake

Oh, you better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I’m telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town

Say, you better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I’m telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town

He’s making a list
And he’s checking it twice
He’s gonna find out who’s naughty and nice
Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
He knows if you’ve been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake

Oh, you better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I’m telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town

Trinidad James – Black Santa

[Intro]
(Yeah…)
(Oh, Christmas, oh)
(Oh my Christmas time)
(This ain’t Chrismas time (2x))

[Verse 1]
Hey
Didn’t get shit for Christmas
Cause my momma, she a Witness
And my daddy, he a Christian
But I’m on that nigga shit list
I don’t trust in Santa Claus
Because that ain’t my religion
I be buyin’ gifts
For my myself and other people children’s, bitch
Christmas season, baby
Niggas robbin’ and they killin’
Drop a bomb down your chimney
Watch it blow-blow-blow
Black Santa, red bands
I’m on these hoe-hoe-hoes
I got gifts in my trunk
I’m smoking mistletoe

[Hook 2x]
Black Santa, Black Santa
Every hood know me
Black Santa, Black Santa
All my kids love me
Black Santa, Black Santa
You don’t need a Christmas tree
Black Santa, Black Santa
Everybody gon’ eat

[Verse 2]
Jewish nigga, Hanukkah
Black Santa, Kwanzaa
Black Santa, run it up
Black Santa, save it up
Black Santa, drip it in
Some Kinte clothes
I swear all my jewelry burr
Like it’s from North Pole
I ain’t climbin’ on the roof
Still doin’ back door
Single parent household
Getting heat from a stove
Kid sleepin’ on the floor
Cause we so ghetto
Black Santa give you iPhone
But it’s still Metro

[Hook 2x]
Black Santa, Black Santa
Every hood know me
Black Santa, Black Santa
All my kids love me
Black Santa, Black Santa
You don’t need a Christmas tree
Black Santa, Black Santa
Everybody gon’ eat

[Outro]
Black Santa, Black Santa [3x]
Black Santa, Black Santa (Oh, Christmas, oh)
Black Santa, Black Santa (Oh my Christmas time)
Black Santa, Black Santa (This ain’t Christmastime) [4x]
Black Santa, Black Santa

Azealia Banks – Icy Colors Change Lyrics

[Intro]
I see colors changing
Every holiday is amazing with you
Happy holidays to you, baby

[Verse 1]
How do you feel about the pale moon and stars above?
All alone I anticipate the first fresh blade of green
The young hydrangea blue, in bloom
Pink rhododendron too will all be gone by June
But now that we have grown so near beneath the August sun
Lover of mine, let’s catch some shade beneath the fading trees
Of all the seasons jewels, it took
One autumn afternoon to fall in love with you

[Verse 2]
The Benz is butter beige
I whip that Benz like “what a slay”
Got that good good
Make you wanna stay home for the holiday
This that flow you been missing
Dashing young Vixen
Fly like Blitzen, back on my business
Ice on my neck, frosty and vicious
What’s on your wishlist?
Got what you want, my love is like Christmas
Candles, kisses, diamonds frigid, fashion district
Sip this witches brew, first class ticket to you
Fantasies come true when I kick it with you
In the winter wonderland when you hold my hand
Come back on the block where the guns go blam
We pick out the tree like Amsterdam, damn

[Chorus]
When the leaves fall I learn why
Icy colors change
We’re all the same, aren’t we?
I need your love
I see you through my rosy colored shades
Sit on Santa’s sleigh for me
Bet I’ll keep you ’cause you’re my cozy candy cane
[?]
When the leaves fall I learn why
Icy colors change
We’re all the same, aren’t we?
If I be yours and you’re mine
Every other day will be a holiday for me and you
When the leaves fall I learn why
Icy colors change
We’re all the same, aren’t we?

[Verse 3]
See lights in the night, you could feel it in the air
Party over here, we getting naughty over here
Santa Claus know I floss and shine, Rudolph
Talk – New York, style – catwalk
See me in the streets like “how much that cost?”
Can’t keep up with the queen, baby, that’s your loss
You know I get dough
Kiss from the lips under mistletoe
Now you in my spell, ringing up my cell, hitting jingle bells
It’s the hot coco, not for show
Lock n’ load, rock n’ roll, I gots to go
Pack your shit, start the whip
Ride with me, fly with me
Keep it real but you could lie with me
And you ain’t gotta say goodbye to me

[Chorus]
When the leaves fall, I learn why
Icy colors change
We’re all the same, aren’t we?
I need your love
I lay through my rosy colored shades
Sit on Santa’s sleigh for me
Bet I’ll keep you cause you’re my cozy candy cane
I need to see
When the leaves fall, I learn why
Icy colors change
We’re all the same, aren’t we?

[Outro]
A doe, a doe, a deer anew, a fawn
A doe, the day, the dew, the dawn
What sort of déjà vu’s upon us?
Wood blocks of A-B-C strewn through the hall
And gold champagne for two adorers
A song to celebrate our love
Red garland drapes the tree like you
When your arms are ’round my waist, I feel the world
Our love will grow and take us farther
Now I’ve a reverie of you and you’re a
You’re a ray, a view of sun
A star ablaze the moonlit water

Jeremih & Chance – Big Kid Again

[Intro: Jeremih & Chance The Rapper]
Still asleep I’d rather open presents with you baby (uh huh)
Canyon, Canyon
Wake up early I Just wanna open presents with you baby
(uhuh)
Kensli Kensli (IGH)

[Hook: Jeremih]
Grown but I feel like a big kid again
Got everything that I wanted on my christmas list
Copped a new toy, it can’t fit under the Christmas tree
If you ain’t up to nothing babe run a couple blocks with me
Grown but I feel like a big kid again
Got everything that I wanted on my christmas list
Copped a new toy, it can’t fit under the Christmas tree
If you ain’t up to nothing babe run a couple blocks with me

[Verse 1: Jeremih]
Can’t wait till I get home yeah ’tis the season
Greens and them hamhocks
Yeah where’s the seasoning
Hope that aunty come wrap Santas gifts yeah
Hope that none her fam wasn’t round to see that
I saw mummy kissing Santa Claus
They snuck in and out the halls
On my wrist my neck deck the halls
If I ain’t say nun’ no one else does

[Hook: Jeremih & Chicago Childrens Choir]
Grown but I feel like a big kid again
Got everything that I wanted on my Christmas list
Copped a new toy, it can’t fit under the Christmas tree
If you ain’t up to nothing babe run a couple blocks with me
Grown but I feel like a big kid again
Got everything that I wanted on my Christmas list
Copped a new toy, it can’t fit under the Christmas tree
If you ain’t up to nothing babe run a couple blocks with me

[Verse 2: Chance The Rapper]
Growing up we had it hard
Santa rarely at the door
Daddy worked to keep us warm
But you know we just wanted more
But look at how far we ran, look what I am
Daddy used to work that streets [?]
Put a black man in the White House damn!
Name me one teacher that was right about Chance
Right about Kim or right about Cam
Right about Jan. I write down plans
Put it on the drawing boards like y’all kids
And get it done if not right now when?
We was broke now we not now
Santa loud when he knock now
Getting bands like The Rock now
Shaking hands with Barack now
Smoking woods like a chimney
Green faces all grinchy
Tryna give her that Disney
Merry Christmas lil’ Kensli

[Hook: Jeremih & Chicago Childrens Choir]
Grown But I feel like a big kid again
Got everything that I wanted on my Christmas list
Copped a new toy, it can’t fit under the Christmas tree
If you ain’t up to nothing babe run a couple blocks with me
Grown But I feel like a big kid again
Got everything that I wanted on my Christmas list
Copped a new toy, it can’t fit under the Christmas tree
If you ain’t up to nothing babe run a couple blocks with me

[Outro: Jeremih & Chance The Rapper]
Still asleep I’d rather open presents with you baby (uh huh)
Canyon, Canyon
Wake up early I Just wanna open presents with you baby
(uhuh)
Kensli Kensli

Jay-Z – 4:44 (Short Film)

[Intro: Hannah Williams]
Do I find it so hard
When I know in my heart
I’m letting you down every day
Letting you down every day
Why do I keep on running away?

[Verse 1: JAY-Z]
Look, I apologize, often womanize
Took for my child to be born
See through a woman’s eyes
Took for these natural twins to believe in miracles
Took me too long for this song
I don’t deserve you
I harass you out in Paris
"Please come back to Rome," you make it home
We talked for hours when you were on tour
“Please pick up the phone, pick up the phone”
I said, “Don’t embarrass me,” instead of “Be mine”
That was my proposal for us to go steady
That was your 21st birthday
You mature faster than me, I wasn’t ready
So I apologize
I seen the innocence leave your eyes
I still mourn this death and
I apologize for all the stillborns
‘Cause I wasn’t present, your body wouldn’t accept it
I apologize to all the women whom I
Toyed with your emotions because I was emotionless
And I apologize ’cause at your best you are love
And because I fall short of what I say I’m all about
Your eyes leave with the soul that your body once housed
And you stare blankly into space
Thinkin’ of all the time, you wasted it on all this basic shit
So I apologize

[Chorus: Hannah Williams]
I’m never gonna treat you
I’m never gonna treat you like I should

[Verse 2: JAY-Z]
I apologize
Our love was one for the ages and I contained us
And all this ratchet shit and we more expansive
Not meant to cry and die alone in these mansions
Or sleep with our back turned
We supposed to vacay ’til our backs burn
We’re supposed to laugh ’til our heart stops
And then meet in a space where the dark stop
And let love light the way
Like the men before me, I cut off my nose to spite my face
I never wanted another woman to know
Something about me that you didn’t know
I promised, I cried, I couldn’t hold
I suck at love, I think I need a do-over
I will be emotionally available if I invited you over
I stew over, what if you over my shit?

[Chorus: Hannah Williams]
I’m never gonna treat you
I’m never gonna treat you like I should

[Verse 3: JAY-Z]
And if my children knew, I don’t even know what I would do
If they ain’t look at me the same
I would prob’ly die with all the shame
"You did what with who?"
What good is a ménage à trois when you have a soulmate?
"You risked that for Blue?"
If I wasn’t a superhero in your face
My heart breaks for the day I have to explain my mistakes
And the mask goes away, and Santa Claus is fake
And you go online and see
For Blue’s tooth, the tooth fairy didn’t pay

[Chorus: Hannah Williams]
I’m never gonna treat you like I should

JAY-Z – 4:44 lyrics

Do I find it so hard
When I know in my heart
I’m letting you down everyday
Letting you down everyday
Why do I keep on running away

Look, I apologize, often womanize
Took for my child to be born
See through a woman’s eyes
Took for these natural twins to believe in miracles
Took me too long for this song
I don’t deserve you, I harass you out in Paris
Please come back to Rome, you make it home
We talked for hours when you were on tour
Please pick up the phone, pick up the phone
Said don’t embarrass me instead of be mine
That was my proposal for us to go steady
That was your 21st birthday, you mature faster than me
I wasn’t ready, so I apologize
I’ve seen the innocence leave your eyes
I still mourn this death, I apologize for all the stillborns
‘Cause I wasn’t pressing, your body wouldn’t accept it
I apologize to all the woman whom I
Toyed with you emotions because I was emotionless
I apologize ’cause at your best you are love
And because I fall short of what I say I’m all about
Your eyes leave with the soul that your body once housed
And you stare blankly into space
Thinking of all the time you wasted in on all this basic shit
So I apologize

I’m never gonna treat you, never gonna treat you like I should

I apologize, our love was one for the ages and I contained us
And all this ratchet shit and we more expansive now
Meant to cry and die alone in these mansions
Or sleep with our back turned
We’re supposed to vacay ’til our backs burn
We’re supposed to laugh ’til our heart stops
And then we end a space with a dark stop
And let love light the way
Like the men before me, I cut off my nose to spite my face
I never wanted another woman to know
Something about me that you didn’t know
I promised I cried I couldn’t hold
I suck at love, I think I need a do-over
I will be emotionally available if I invited you over
I stew over what if you over my shit?

I’m never gonna treat you, never gonna treat you like I should

And if my children knew, I don’t even know what I would do
If they ain’t look at me the same
I would prolly die with all the shame
“You did what with who?”
What good is a ménage à trois when you have a soulmate?
“You risked that for Blue?”
If I wasn’t a superhero in your face
My heart breaks for the day I had to explain my mistakes
And the mask goes away and Santa Claus is fake
And you go online and see
For Blue’s tooth, the tooth fairy didn’t pay

I’m never gonna treat you like I should

Jay-Z – 4:44 (4:44 Album)

[Intro: Kim Burrell]
Do I find it so hard
When I know in my heart
I’m letting you down everyday
Letting you down everyday
Why do I keep on running away?

[Verse 1: JAY-Z]
Look, I apologize, often womanize
Took for my child to be born
See through a woman’s eyes
Took for these natural twins to believe in miracles
Took me too long for this song
I don’t deserve you, I harass you out in Paris
Please come back to Rome, you make it home
We talked for hours when you were on tour
Please pick up the phone, pick up the phone
Said: "Don’t embarrass me," instead of "Be mine"
That was my proposal for us to go steady
That was your 21st birthday, you mature faster than me
I wasn’t ready, so I apologize
I’ve seen the innocence leave your eyes
I still mourn this death, I apologize for all the stillborns
‘Cause I wasn’t present, your body wouldn’t accept it
I apologize to all the woman whom I
Toyed with you emotions because I was emotionless
I apologize ’cause at your best you are love
And because I fall short of what I say I’m all about
Your eyes leave with the soul that your body once housed
And you stare blankly into space
Thinkin’ of all the time you wasted in on all this basic shit
So I apologize

[Chorus: Hannah Williams]
I’m never gonna treat you
Never gonna treat you like I should

[Verse 2: JAY-Z]
I apologize, our love was one for the ages and I contained us
And all this ratchet shit and we more expansive now
Meant to cry and die alone in these mansions
Or sleep with our back turned
We’re supposed to vacay ’til our backs burn
We’re supposed to laugh ’til our hearts stops
And then we end a space with a dark stop
And let love light the way
Like the men before me, I cut off my nose to spite my face
I never wanted another woman to know
Something about me that you didn’t know
I promised, I cried, I couldn’t hold
I suck at love, I think I need a do-over
I will be emotionally available if I invited you over
I stew over what if you over my shit?

[Chorus: Hannah Williams]
I’m never gonna treat you
Never gonna treat you like I should

[Verse 3: JAY-Z]
And if my children knew, I don’t even know what I would do
If they ain’t look at me the same
I would prob’ly die with all the shame
"You did what with who?"
What good is a ménage à trois when you have a soulmate?
"You risked that for Blue?"
If I wasn’t a superhero in your face
My heart breaks for the day I had to explain my mistakes
And the mask goes away and Santa Claus is fake
And you go online and see
For Blue’s tooth, the tooth fairy didn’t pay

[Chorus: Hannah Williams]
I’m never gonna treat you like I should

Nef The Pharaoh – Mistletoe (Unsensored)

[Spoken Intro: Nef The Pharaoh]
I need all the sexy ass ladies to come down to the dance floor right now
We just changed the course of history
Christmas ain’t gon’ never be the same

[Hook: Nef The Pharaoh]
Come blow me on the mistletoe
Bitch blow me on the mistletoe
Come blow me on the mistletoe
Bitch blow me on the mistletoe
Come blow me on the mistletoe
Bitch blow me on the mistletoe
Come blow me on the mistletoe
Bitch blow me on the mistletoe

[Bridge: Nef The Pharaoh]
My son saw his mum [?] skin, Santa Claus
My son saw his mum [?] skin, Santa Claus
My son saw his mum [?] skin, Santa Claus
My son saw his mum [?] skin, Santa Claus

[Verse 1: Nef The Pharaoh]
Shoutout to them stripping ass thick thots
As soon they can powder their nose
On the pole she know all types of tricks bruh
She will have you spending your dough
All the pimps try to knock her
But they never succeed
And i’m the type of cat that never drops her
Thats why she’s coming home with me

[Hook: Nef The Pharaoh]
Come blow me on the mistletoe
Bitch blow me on the mistletoe
Come blow me on the mistletoe
Bitch blow me on the mistletoe
Come blow me on the mistletoe
Bitch blow me on the mistletoe
Come blow me on the mistletoe
Bitch blow me on the mistletoe

[Verse 2: Nef The Pharaoh]
Scrolling through my muthafucking phone
Tryna find me a thoty that’ll slide
Over the hills we go
In a brand new drop top ride
(keys, keys, keys)
Diamonds on my chains hit ore
Mike Tyson on fight night
If you see her riding in my car
She gon’ go and take pipe
(aight, aight, aight)

[Hook: Nef The Pharaoh]
Come blow me on the mistletoe
Bitch blow me on the mistletoe
Come blow me on the mistletoe
Bitch blow me on the mistletoe
Come blow me on the mistletoe
Bitch blow me on the mistletoe
Come blow me on the mistletoe
Bitch blow me on the mistletoe

Gucci Mane – St. Brick Intro (The Return Of East Atlanta Santa Album)

[Intro]
An igloo full of snow and a white stove
House full of naked hoes snortin’ blow
Its so lonely at the top, plus its real cold
A house full of hoes and they cookin’ blow
I’m in zone six aka the North Pole

[Verse]
Middle of the winter I pull up in a vert
It’s the middle of December she pulled up in a skirt
Santa Claus of the hood
I pull up with the work
They call me East Atlanta Santa
Run up on me get murked
I’m just trappin’ through the snow
Sellin’ nine half a bricks in four ways
Over the hills we go
Got an extendo and an AK (gra, gra, gra)
I’m a neighborhood philanthropist
I’m sellin’ bales of cannabis
Preachin’ like an evangelist
But I don’t fuck with amateurs
I drive spiders, yeah, tarantulas
My diamonds are immaculate
I’m not on no romantic shit
But I’m cookin’ cocaine, candle lit
I’m so trill, your hoe can’t handle it
But damn, that bitch can suck a dick
Skeeted on her face and lip
Guwop can’t fuck no basic bitch
The teacher teachin’ arithmetic
Show you how to whip a brick
Learn you how you run your clique
And told you how to kill a snitch
My young girl she a freaky chick
But damn she on that sneaky shit
Ran off with a half a zip
And now I got to slap a trick
All these record labels broke as shit
Ricky Dinky record shit
I sell more meth than a Mexican
My dog food yea its excellent
I done started sellin’ Christmas tree
I’m tryna jingle bells hoe
Its Christmas time its Hollis, Queens
I’m stompin’ in my shell toes
Christmas time in ’96
I asked Santa for twelve goals
But now Guwop got gifts to give
But I don’t fuck with twelve though

[Outro]
Santa Claus in the city, bag full of goodies
I wish these faggot-ass cops would let a nigga live
I’m tryna come down the chimney with a 100 mil
I’m the Bricksquad boss I’m like Santa Claus

Slade – Merry X-Mas Everybody lyrics

[Verse 1]
Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall
It’s the time that every Santa has a ball
Does he ride a red nosed reindeer
Does a ton-up on his sleigh
Do the fairies keep him sober for a day.

[Chorus]
So here it is Merry Christmas
Everybody’s having fun
Look to the future now,
It’s only just begun.

[Verse 2]
Are you waiting for the family to arrive
Are you sure you got the room to spare inside
Does your granny always tell ya
That the old songs are the best
Then she’s up and rock and rollin’ with the rest.

[Chorus]
So here it is Merry Christmas
Everybody’s having fun
Look to the future now
It’s only just begun.

[Bridge]
What will your daddy do when he sees
Your mama kissin’ Santa Claus
Ah ah

[Verse 3]
Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall
Are you hoping that the snow will start to fall
Do you ride on down the hillside
In a buggy you have made
When you land upon your head
Then you been slayed.

[Chorus]
So here it is Merry Christmas
Everybody’s having fun
Look to the future now
It’s only just begun.

[Chorus]
So here it is Merry Christmas
Everybody’s having fun
Look to the future now
It’s only just begun.

[Chorus]
So here it is Merry Christmas
Everybody’s having fun
Look to the future now
It’s only just begun.

Mariah Carey, Adele, Lady Gaga & More – All I Want For Christmas Is You (Carpool Karaoke)

I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don’t care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true oh
All I want for Christmas is you

I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need, and I
Don’t care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I don’t need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won’t make me happy
With a toy on Christmas day

I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you

I won’t ask for much this Christmas
I won’t even wish for snow, and I
I just wanna keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe

I won’t make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick
I won’t even stay awake
To hear those magic reindeer click

‘Cause I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
What more can I do
Oh, Baby all I want for Christmas is you

All the lights are shining
So brightly everywhere
And the sound of children’s
Laughter fills the air

And everyone is singing
I hear those sleigh bells ringing
Santa won’t you bring me
The one I really need
Won’t you please bring my baby to me quickly

I don’t want a lot for Christmas
This is all I’m asking for
I just wanna see my baby
Standing right outside my door

I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby all I want for Christmas is you

All I want for Christmas is you, baby

J Cole – She’s Mine, Pt. 2 lyrics

[Intro]
Catch me, don’t you
Catch me, don’t you
Catch me, I’ve fallen in love
For the first time
For you I drop the tough guy shit
On this bus I sit

[Bridge]
Thinking ’bout you, thinking ’bout you
Thinking ’bout you, thinking ’bout you
Thinking ’bout you, thinking ’bout you
Thinking ’bout you, thinking ’bout you
Damn it feel good to have you
Damn it feel good to have you
Damn it feel good to have you
Damn it feel good to have you
Needin’ me, wantin’ me, givin’ me a chance to feel special to somebody in a world where they not lovin’ me

[Verse 1]
Handcuffs keep huggin the, wrists of my niggas
And I wish stuff was different here
But if I had a magic wand to make the evil disappear
That means that there would be no Santa Claus no more
To bring you Christmas cheer
Cause what he represents is really greed
And the need to purchase shit from corporations
That make a killin’ because they feed
On the wallets of the poor
Who be knockin’ on they door every Black Friday
Just to get some shit they can’t afford
Even with the discount, write a check, that shit bounce
But as long as we got credit, it don’t matter, the amount
We just swipin’ shit here, we don’t love, we just likin’ shit here
What’s that smell, where’s your diaper shit here
Lay on your back, don’t pee right now
Or else I’ll have to get you back
One day when you gon’ want to get your way
Yeah I’ll have fun with that
Reminisce when you came out the womb
Tears of joy I think filled up the room
You are now the reason that I fight
I ain’t never did nothing this right in my whole life
Got me thinking…

[Bridge]
Am I worthy of this gift
Am I strong enough to lift, into a place that I can see
Someone more important than me?
Am I worthy of this gift? (Am I worthy of this gift?)
Am I strong enough to lift (Am I strong enough to lift)
Into a place that I can see (Into a place that I can see)
Someone more important than me? (Someone more important than me)
Am I worthy of this gift?

[Verse 2]
Ib gon’ ask me how I did this shit
I’m gon’ do a humble stunt act like I meant this shit
Thats the ego taking credit for what God made
Fuck this album shit, hey mama look what God made
(She’s mine) Catch me
(She’s mine) Don’t you, catch me
(She’s mine) Don’t you, catch me
I’ve fallen in love for the first time
I wanna cry, and I ain’t even tryna fight it
Don’t wanna die, cause now you’re here
And I just wanna be right by your side
On any night that you be cryin’ baby
I dry your eyes, I dry your eyes

[Outro]
There is a God, it is a God
Yeah, it is a God
I never felt so alive
I never felt so alive
I never felt so alive
I never felt so alive
Catch me, don’t you—
Catch me, don’t you—
Catch me, I’ve fallen in love for the first time

J. Cole – She’s Mine, Pt. 2 Lyrics

[Intro]
Catch me, don’t you
Catch me, don’t you
Catch me, I’ve fallen in love
For the first time
For you I drop the tough guy shit
On this bus I sit

[Bridge]
Thinking bout you
Thinking bout you
Thinking bout you
Thinking bout you
Thinking bout you
Thinking bout you
Thinking bout you
Thinking bout you
Damn it feel good to have you
Damn it feel good to have you
Damn it feel good to have you
Damn it feel good to have you
Needin’ me, wantin’ me, givin’ me a chance to feel special to somebody in a world where they not lovin’ me

[Verse 1]
Handcuffs keep huggin the, wrists of my niggas
And I wish stuff was different here
But if I had a magic wand to make the evil dissapear
That means that there would be no Santa Claus no more
To bring you Christmas cheer
‘Cause what he represents is really greed and the need
To purchase shit from corporations that make a killin’
Because they feed on the wallets of the poor
Who be knockin’ on they door, every Black Friday
Just to get some shit they can’t afford
Even with the discount, write a check, that shit bounce
But as long as we got credit, it don’t matter, the amount
We just swipin’ shit here, we don’t love, we just likin’ shit here
What’s that smell, where’s your diaper shit here
Lay on your back, don’t pee right now or else I’ll have to get you back
One day when you gon’ want to get your way
Yeah I’ll have fun with that
Reminisce when you came out the womb
Tears of joy I think filled up the room
You are now the reason that I fight
I ain’t never did nothing thats right in my whole life
Got me thinking…

[Bridge]
Am I worthy of this gift
Am I strong enough to lift, into a place that I can see
Someone more important than me?
Am I worthy of this gift?
Am I strong enough to lift, into a place that I can see
Someone more important than me?
Am I worthy of this gift?

[Verse 2]
People ask me how I did this shit
I’m gon’ do a humble stunt act like I meant this shit
Thats the ego taking credit for what God made
Fuck this album shit hey mama look what God made
She’s mine
Catch me
Don’t you, catch me
Don’t you, catch me, I’ve fallen in love for the first time
I wanna cry, and I ain’t even tryna fight it
Don’t wanna die, cause now your here
And I just wanna be right by your side
On any night that you be cryin’ baby
I dry your eyes, I dry your eyes

[Outro]
There is a God
It is a God
Yeah, it is a God
I never felt so alive
I never felt so alive
I never felt so alive
I never felt so alive
Catch me, don’t you
Catch me, don’t you
I’ve fallen in love
For the first time

Christmas Songs – I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday lyrics

When the snowman brings us snow
Well he just might like to know
He’s put a great big smile, on someone elses face
If you jump into your bed
Quickly cover up your head
Don’t you lock the doors
You know that sweet Santa Claus in on the way

Well I wish it could be Christmas, every day
When the kids start singing and the band begins to play
Oh, I wish it could be Christmas, every day
Let the bells ring out for Christmas

When we’re skating in the park
If the snow cloud makes it dark
Then your rosy cheek’s gonna light my merry way
Now the frosty paws appear
And they’ve frozen up my beard
So we’ll lie by the fire
‘Til the heat simply melts ’em all away

Well I wish it could be Christmas, every day
When the kids start singing and the band begins to play
Oh, I wish it could be Christmas, every day
So let the bells ring out for Christmas

When the snowman brings the snow (when the snowman brings the snow)
Well he just might like to know (well he just might like to know)
He’s put a great big smile on somebody’s face
So if Santa brings that sleigh (Santa brings that sleigh)
All along the Milky Way (along the Milky Way)
I’ll sign my name on the rroftop in the snow
Then he may decide to stay

Well I wish it could be Christmas, every day
When the kids start singing and the band begins to play
Oo-oh, I wish it could be Christmas, every day
So let the bells ring out for Christmas

Okay you lot – take it!

Well, I wish it could be Christmas, every day (Christmas day)
When the kids start singing and the band begins to play (Oh-oh)
Oh, I wish it could be Christmas, every day
Let the bells ring out for Christmas

Why don’t you give your love for Christmas?

(When the snowman brings the snow)
(When the snowman brings the snow)
(When the snowman brings the snow)
(When the snowman brings the snow)
(When the snowman brings the snow)
(When the snowman brings the snow)

Simple Plan – Christmas everyday

I wish it was Christmas, Christmas everyday
We could just let it snow forever, and live on holiday
There will be presents every morning under every tree
Oh, Santa Claus if I could have my way?!
I wish it was Christmas everyday!

School is out, no work today
So wear my PJ I will stay
Staring at this winter wonderland
Reindeer slippers on my feet
A Christmas Vacation on TV
I feel like I am just a kid again
I can see that Christmas likes a beer
Welcome to the best time of the year!

I wish it was Christmas, Christmas everyday
We could just let it snow forever, and live on holiday
There will be presents every morning under every tree
Oh, Santa Claus if I could have my way?!
(Oh oh ooh) I wish it was Christmas everyday!

Kissing under mistletoe fifty-two weeks in a row
Now you’ve got me shouting out with [?]
No more wars and no more fights,
Peace on Earth comes every night
What a wonderful world this could be!
I can see that Christmas likes a beer
Welcome to the best time of the year!

I wish it was Christmas, Christmas everyday
We could just let it snow forever, and live on holiday
There will be presents every morning under every tree
Oh, Santa Claus if I could have my way?!
I wish it was Christmas everyday!
Christmas everyday!

I wish it was Christmas, Christmas everyday
We could just let it snow forever, and live on holiday
There will be presents every morning under every tree
Oh, Santa Claus if I could have my way?!
I wish it was Christmas everyday!

Rich Chigga – Who That Be

[Verse 1]
Yo bitch on me but you can never do nothing
Cuz yo momma raised a pussy
Everytime I walk to the drop top, can’t help but
Close my eyes cuz my whip so glossy
God damn bitch, I don’t smoke no gas
I don’t pop no Xans hella cake
I just need that ass don’t worry bout no mans
Look at me, look at he, you don’t wanna fuck with we
Hit the streets roll on me, you gon end up in the sea

[Bridge 1]
7:30 wake up skrt up in the lobby then proceed to flee
All my people riding in the back seat on a killing spree
Wait, who that be? ready on the count of 3
Squeeze the G, leave the scene
Bouncin like the trampoline

[Hook]
Getting bread earn income (man)
Spend it on this Balmain
Working all night I might run into the Bat(man)
I don’t see no such thing as a motherfucking bro mane
You ain’t fucking slick if you think you in my team mane

[Verse 2]
We gon’ pull up on the kids with a flat brim cap and the tats get the brick
And I don’t give a fuck hit em with the damn dicks
Man, hold up, pause, now they red like Santa Claus
I’m a G bet there’s something wrong with me
All these mans on the ground, lookin like the dead ass sea
Yeah, pull up on me, sip a high-t, till I OD
I don’t really give a fuck no more b
Skrrt skrrt onamonapee, bitch Grand Prix
Pull up on a fuckin enemy, 3rd degree
Now imma go right back to the crib (to the crib bitch)
And leave the fuckin country with the brick (loudpack)

[Bridge 2]
I’d call the cops on myself if I can, (if I can)
This shit too crazy need the fuckin ambulance (ambulance)
Don’t wear no jackets, I just wear that metal vest (skrrt skrrt)
Got all this money but these bitches unimpressed (yea, yea, yea)

[Hook]
Getting bread earn income (man)
Spend it on this Balmain
Working all night I might run into the Bat(man)
I don’t see no such thing as a motherfucking bro mane
You ain’t fucking slick if you think you in my team mane

[Bridge 1]
7:30 wake up skrt up in the lobby then proceed to flee
All my people riding in the back seat on a killing spree
Wait, who that be? ready on the count of 3
Squeeze the G, leave the scene
Bouncin like the trampoline
Yeah

Young Thug – Beat it ft. Jeremih

[Intro]
I really don’t give a fuck about what you niggas sayin’ man
How you niggas feel, nigga I’m bloody
It’s the motherfuckin’ death of me ya dig
I’ll tell you motherfuckers one thing, I’m sayin’

[Hook: Young Thug]
Nigga fuckin’ hoes, I’m just tellin’ you
And a nigga rockin’ shows, I’m just tellin’ you
I’mma go and get that money like Goodfellas do
I might eat it, it look edible
17-5 for these babys, yeah they eligible
Oh whooo, he a gangster he not scared of you
I’mma long stroke it, I’m no beginner boo
I’mma beat it and stroke it, beat it and stroke it
Watch me beat it and stroke it, beat it and stroke it
Beat it and stroke it, beat it and stroke it
Let me beat, beat, beat, beat it up

[Verse 1: Jeremih]
Hey, I’ve been chillen in-between a couple condos
Dollar bills, real shit on my own
I got it all around, now let me show you what I wanna see
I admit me and Thugger throw pies on it
That’s right me got some titties and thighs on it
I’m gonna fuck around and beat it, put some miles on you
I Know you’ll let me if I ask, Gon shawty bring that ass on
Shawty bring that ass on, legs up put ’em to the sky for me
I’m not sure if you’re ready, I’m not sure if you’re ready
I’m not sure if you’re ready, I’m not sure if you’re ready
I’m not sure if you’re ready, I’m not sure if you’re ready

[Hook: Young Thug]
Nigga fuckin’ hoes, I’m just tellin’ you
And a nigga rockin’ shows, I’m just tellin’ you
I’mma go and get that money like Goodfellas do
I might eat it, it look edible
17-5 for these babys, yeah they eligible
Oh whooo, he a gangster he not scared of you
I’mma long stroke it, I’m no beginner boo
I’mma beat it and stroke it, beat it and stroke it
Watch me beat it and stroke it, beat it and stroke it
Beat it and stroke it, beat it and stroke it
Let me beat, beat, beat, beat it up

[Verse 2: Young Thug]
Beat it up, stroke it for Thugger
I’mma fuck her with my ice on my poley
Beat lil shawty, fiend for shawty, eat lil shawty up, up, up
Everything presidential, King Tut, what?
Beat that pussy from the back
Beat that pussy from the side, beat that pussy up
Baby get that pussy wet
And I’mma slip in, I’mma slide in and eat that pussy up
Heat it up, eat it up, baby girl, I’m (?)
Hey, I need whole Santa Claus motherfuckers
Suck my balls while it jiggle
And I’m havin’ stripes just like a zebra
Drop top Bentley come through screamin’ on you people
Drinkin’ lean is my motherfuckin’ thing
Same bed as T.I.P. cause I’m a king
Tuck my chain in, I swear it still bling
You ain’t never need anything
Motherfucker what ever you think
Your old lady gon wink, pussy nigga you know

[Hook: Young Thug]
Nigga fuckin’ hoes, I’m just tellin’ you
And a nigga rockin’ shows, I’m just tellin’ you
I’mma go and get that money like Goodfellas do
I might eat it, it look edible
17-5 for these babys, yeah they eligible
Oh whooo, he a gangster he not scared of you
I’mma long stroke it, I’m no beginner boo
I’mma beat it and stroke it, beat it and stroke it
Watch me beat it and stroke it, beat it and stroke it
Beat it and stroke it, beat it and stroke it
Let me beat, beat, beat, beat it up

Young Thug – Beat it ft. Jeremih Lyrics

[Intro]
Ayee
(Ohh ayee)
Aye you know what I really don’t give a fuck about what you
Niggas sayin’ man
Or how you niggas feel, nigga I’m bloody
It’s the motherfuckin’ death of me ya dig
But I must tell you fuckniggas one thing, I’m sayin’

[Hook: Young Thug]
Uh, Hey!
Hey!
Nigga fuckin’ hoes, I’m just tellin’ you
And a nigga rockin’ shows, I’m just tellin’ you
I’mma go and get that money like Goodfellas do
Yea, I might eat it, it look edible
17-5 for these babys, yeah they eligible
Oh whooo, he a gangster he not scared of you
I’mma long stroke it, no beginner boo
Ou, ou
Beat it and stroke it
Beat it and stroke it
I’mma, I’mma beat it and stroke it, watch me beat it watch me stroke it
Watch me beat it watch me stroke it
I’mma beat it, I’mma stroke it, I’mma beat it, I’mma stroke it
Baby beat it, baby stroke it
Yaahhh, Hit it
Deep down, baby cock block
I’mma beat it, beat it, beat it upppp
Come here baby let me beat it, beat it, beat it uppp

[Verse 1: Jeremih]
Hey, I’ve been chillen in-between a couple condos
Dollar bills, real shit in my eye only
I got it all around, now let me show you what I wanna see
I admit me and Thugger throw pies on it
That’s right me got some titties and thighs on it
I’m gonna fuck around and beat it, put some miles on you
I Know you’ll let me if I ask, Gon shawty bring that ass on
Legs up put ’em to the sky for me
I’m not sure if you’re ready, I’m not sure if you’re ready
I’m not sure if you’re ready, I’m not sure if you’re ready
I’m not sure if you’re ready, I’m not sure if you’re ready

[Hook: Young Thug]
Nigga fuckin’ hoes, I’m just tellin’ you
And a nigga rockin’ shows, I’m just tellin’ you
I’mma go and get that money like Goodfellas do
Yea, I might eat it, it look edible
17-5 for these babys, yeah they eligible
Oh whooo, he a gangster he not scared of you
I’mma long stroke it, no beginner boo
Ou, ou
Beat it and stroke it
Beat it and stroke it
I’mma, I’mma beat it and stroke it, watch me beat it watch me stroke it
Watch me beat it watch me stroke it
I’mma beat it, I’mma stroke it, I’mma beat it, I’mma stroke it
Baby beat it, baby stroke it
Yaahhh, Hit it
Deep down, baby cock block
I’mma beat it, beat it, beat it upppp
Come here baby let me beat it, beat it, beat it uppp

[Verse 2: Young Thug]
Beat it up, stroke it for Thugger
I’mma fuck her with my ice on the poley
Beat lil shawty, fiend for shawty, eat lil shawty up, up, up, up
Everything presidential, King Tut, what?
Beat that pussy from the back
Beat that pussy from the side, beat that pussy up
Baby get that pussy wet
And I’mma slip in, I’mma slide in and eat that pussy up
Heat it up, eat it up, baby girl I’mma beat that pussy up
Hey, I need whole Santa Claus motherfuckers
Suck my balls while it jiggle
And I’m havin’ stripes just like a zebra
Drop top Bentley come through screamin’ on you people
Drinkin’ lean is my motherfuckin’ thing
Same bed as T.I.P. cause I’m a king
Tuck my chain in, I swear it still bling
Yeen ain’t never need anything
Motherfucker what ever you think
Your old lady gon wink, pussy nigga you know

[Hook: Young Thug]
Nigga fuckin’ hoes, I’m just tellin’ you
And a nigga rockin’ shows, I’m just tellin’ you
I’mma go and get that money like Goodfellas do
Yea, I might eat it, it look edible
17-5 for these babys, yeah they eligible
Oh whooo, he a gangster he not scared of you
I’mma long stroke it, no beginner boo
Ou, ou
Beat it and stroke it
Beat it and stroke it
I’mma, I’mma beat it and stroke it, watch me beat it watch me stroke it
Watch me beat it watch me stroke it
I’mma beat it, I’mma stroke it, I’mma beat it, I’mma stroke it
Baby beat it, baby stroke it
Yaahhh, Hit it
Deep down, baby cock block